13.3.2009 | 17:39
A beautiful letter to my friend...
Dear Þórunn!
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it That night you picked your nose, Outside of your office and I saw you Hit on My boyfriend. I'm sure you're high enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning The pictures from Vegas and Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and you should stop picking your nose.
Your everlasting enemy,
Sólbjörg
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - Im joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey The Catholic Priest
Brown The Montreal Canadians goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink Your My Little Pony collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed That were related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Havent showered in a month
Y/Z am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink Im off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda I will haunt you when Im reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer Thanks for the Cocaine
Other you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China You make me sick
Germany Please dont hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Um bloggið
Sólbjörg Björnsdóttir
Færsluflokkar
Tenglar
Hollendingarnir
- Lilja syngjandi :)
- Þórunn Vala :) knúsí músí ;)
- Stefán meðleigjandi :)
- Callas pomeranian/chiwawa hundurinn þeirra Halla og Heiðrúnar er með sína eigin bloggsíðu :)
- Hugsað heim :) Myndalind
Söngfuglar ;)
- Ásgeir Páll fellow singer :)
- Jenný :) sæta sæta
- Kalli Kalmar Söngskólastrákur og Tinnuvinur :)
- Nýja Dísa :) Dísa LHÍ skvísa komin með wordpress-síðu :)
- Kristín Kórstúlka :) Krían flýgur fugla hæst!!
- Peter Oddbörger Pétur Oddbergur óperudrengur
- Tinna sætasta :) Það eru engin orð yfir Tinnu.. It's true, you have to see to believe ;)
- Steinvör
Yndislega fólkið
- AuðSólin mín uppáhalds helmingurinn minn
- Dúnan mín Fyrrverandi sambó og sætasta Dúnan in the world!!
- Fjölskyldan á MyndaLind ;) Fjölskyldan
- Gunni My nr. 1
- Haukur eða Ólafur Haukur, gítarleikari og allt!!
- Imba limba Ingibjörgin mín, alltaf hressust og sætust..
- Jón Gunnar My Johnny B Good :)
- Myndalappi Guðni og fjölskyldan halda uppi allsvakalega geggjaðri og ofvirkri heimasíðu.. Ef þið viljið vita eitthvað um fjölskylduna þá ætti það ALLT að vera hérna inni ;)
- Sigrúnin Sigrún sæta Dúnusystir... :)
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- Unnur María ó elsku unnur viskubrunnur ;)
The LHÍ-team
Fólkið sem gerði lífið skemmtilegra í Listaháskólanum :)
- Auður söngkona núna er söngkonan að dunda sér í arkitektúrnámi.. helvíti spennandi
- Ása trompet :)
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- Heiða Margrét LHÍ skvísa, er núna í kennaranáminu og ætlar víst að vera söngkennari!! :)
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- Laufey píanóskvísa :) :oD
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- Palli tónskáld og Sóley í Tallin :oD
- Rakel María söngskvísa.. hérna eru brot úr nokkrum lögum sem Rakel hefur sungið á tónlist.is ;)
- Veronica bjútí Sveitastúlkan ofurduglega!! :)
- Þórunn Arna Bara mynd! :) Þórunn er líka söngspíra..
- Elsku Albert á skrifstofunni :) Ávallt til í að leggja fram hjálparhönd þegar maður þurfti á að halda..
The MA-team
Bloggandi vinir og kunningjar úr Menntaskólanum á Akureyri ;)
- MA Menntaskólinn á Akureyri
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- Inga Gerða :)
- Kristín Inga :) Stína fína
- Lilja Laufey Lilja sæta páskaungi :)
- Ragnheiður vinkoppan mín :)
- Soffía frænka frænka.. já frænka okkar allra sem þekkjum frændann!
- Þórdís Endalaus skemmtilegheit hér ferð :)
- Aðal-Steini Addi aðalpíano-player-inn minn:)
- Andri Már
- Arnar Bekkjarfélagi
- Einar Gísla Ekki MA-ingur en samt hluti af team-inu ;)
- Elva Rut 1F bekkjarfélagi :-)
- Björn Hákon Bjössi
- Gestur Pálsson Gestur er stærri en ég...
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- Siggi Gísli Uppáhalds fyrrverandi herbergisfélaginn hans Ævars
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- Örlygur Hnefill Ölli
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- Ævar Þór kævar
Litlu börnin mín!!
:oD
- Dagur Elí uppáhalds frændinn minn!
- Kollbrún María ofurskvís Uppáhalds frænkan mín! ;)
- Logi Steinn og Litli Máni ;) Yngstu synir systur minnar! Aaaaaaalgjörar sætabollur og krúttípútt!! :oD
- Bumbukríli Auðar og Styrmis Án efa einar þær fallegustu sónarmyndir sem ég hef á ævinni séð!
Aðrir skemmtilegir bloggarar :)
totally þess virði að kíkja á þetta lið :)
- Annzka
- Bjarki Ninja Voffinn minn ;)
- Erla Bjarkans Erla :) Sæta sæta frúin hans Bjarka :)
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- Birgitta Sif Don't mind the dogs.. Beware of the owner!! ;)
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- Gréta Kúbusamferðarskvísa :)
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- Kristrúnin mín :) Kristrún og danska krúttið hennar hann Frank blogga frá Danaveldi :)
- Litla baunin Bjarka og Erlu Nokkrir mánuðir þangað til ég kem í heiminn :)
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- Tinna Vatnaskógargella Alltaf gaman að kíkja hér inn.. Tinna hefur ávallt frá einhverju mergjuðu að segja :)
The Kaffibarþjóna-team!
Kaffi er bara eins og rauðvín eða súkkulaði.. Það skiptir máli hvernig það er gert! og við vitum það ;)
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- Unnsteinninn minn :) Rjómastrákurinn!!
Ýmislegt skemmtilegt og sniðugt :)
- Allir sjónvarpsþættir online :)
- Baggalútur ómissandi linkur..
- Circus Atlantis
- E-Online Allt sem þú þarft ekki að vita ;)
- Garfield ó já!
- Gilmore Girls
- Honda
- Kærleikur
- Leikur1 Láttu þér ekki leiðast.. farðu í Bubbles!!
- MA-Komiks Guðni Líndal - algjör snillingur :)
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- pethumour
- Victorias Secret :) Láttu drauma þína rætast ;)
- VoxFox Sprengi skemmtilegur sextett ;)
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- radio blog club hér er flest tónlist sem maður vill finna online
- Roskilde
- Scrubs
- Sex&The City quotes
Music.. Oh I'm so in love with you..
- Ampop
- Anthony and the Johnsons Myspace-síða
- Belle and Sebastian I'm sorry if you think you have the weight of the world over you
- Bob Dylan everybody knows that baby's got new clothes
- Coldplay I will fix you
- Damien Rice
- Dikta Someone somewhere, someone was made for you....
- Five for Fighting yndisleg hljómsveit :)
- Jamie Cullum If there's music in the night and it's really really right it's the only thing I need..
- Jeff Buckley Súrefnið
- Michael Bublé if I'd only knew that the days were slipping fast, the good things never last ...and God I hope it's not too late!
- Nouvelles vagues I melt with you
- ratatat Myspace-síða
- Ray Lamontagne Uppáhaldið hans Tryggva :)
- Rufus Wainwright Mmmm... namm... Ahhh...
- SigurRós sný upp á sveitta sængina stari á ryðið sem vex á mér étur sig inn í skelina ég stend upp mig svimar það molnar af mér ég fer um á fótum geng framhjá mér
- Snerpa textasíða :)
- Tom Waits (Myspace) I'm calling longdistance, don't worry about the cost...
- Trabant Official Myspace
- Jamie á Myspace I get no kick from champagne, mere alchohol doesn't thrill me at all.. so tell me why should it be true that I get a kick out of you ;)
- Hrafnaspark Þessir góðu drengir eru að norðan, vona að ég fái einhverntíman að syngja með þeim!! Þeir eru brill :)
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